my answer is…

On are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Q: What planet has the largest ring system in our solar system?

Contestant: Earth

Audience: grasps

too sweet?

“I didn’t like the snickerdoodle cookie. Too sweet”

-from someone who puts 5secs of sugar into his S/M coffee

in the courtroom…

things overheard while on jury duty

1-”If you were me, would I want you on the jury?” the plaintiff attorney to a prospective juror who was also a lawyer. His reply, ”No, I wouldn’t”

2-”I’m only 20 years old. I really don’t care about things like this. I’ll probably go with along with everyone else” on her questionare.

3-same juror: “I really don’t know anything. That could be a good thing for your client” to the defendant’s attorney.

too boxy?

“the Honda Element is too box, that why I bought the Scion Xb.”